Nitin (Akshay Kumar) and Ram (Sunil Shetty) are both losers in business. They reside in Singapore and only dream of money and success. The two have no money to their name. Nitin is a driver, cook, butler, gardener and so much more for Archana (Archana Puran Singh). Ram has landed himself the sad job as a delivery man.
The two men have fallen in love with millionaires Anjali (Katrina Kaif) and Manpreet (Sameera Reddy). These two girls are being rushed into marriage by their fathers and have given their boyfriends an ultimatum: they either make some money fast, or they can kiss their love stories bye-bye. In the middle of all this, Harbans Chadda (Paresh Rawal) also wants to make some money and his brilliant idea is to get his son married to Manpreet, as the dowry will be a hefty amount.
Nitin and Ram take on the challenge and come up with a ridiculous plan. They decide to kidnap Moolchandji, the pampered dog of Archana. However it all goes horribly wrong when Moolchanji runs away! At this point, the police believe that Nitin has been kidnapped and the boys plan to collect the ransom money and go about their lives.
Nitin and Ram end up hiding out in the same hotel that Manpreet's wedding is taking place. Nitin and Ram try to avoid all contact with all those around them or their plot to get rich quick will be foiled. Along the way, Nitin and Ram meet a number of crazy characters: a hired assain, club dancer, and a dead body, just to name a few.
With such a crazy guestlist at the hotel, Nitin and Ram are in for the adventure of a lifetime as they try to make some money to marry their girlfriends.
